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- Wilhemina: (talking about Daniel) For his 28th birthday, he tried to buy an island. And Jennifer Lopez.
Bradford: Shakira.
Episode: 1.11: Swag
- Marc: (to Wilhelmina) You must have had some weekend - a straight man bought you shoes! Nice ones! I peeked... and maybe tried them on...
Episode: 1.07: After Hours
- Betty: (to Walter) You're not a rock star. You play flute in a Jethro Tull tribute band.
Episode: 1.07: After Hours
- Christina: (showing Wilhelmina a short black twinset) Oh, now I like this - this is perfect for your weekly meetings at the coven.
Episode: 1.07: After Hours
- Amanda: The human pinata look may be all the rage in Queens, but in Soho they'll arrest you for crimes against humanity.
Episode: 1.07: After Hours
- Daniel: Oh really, what's your cover story? Ten ways to treat a guy like dirt so you end up a lonely, desperate cat-lady?
Sofia: Well, the title's a little long, but thanks for the story pitch. Bye!
Episode: 1.07: After Hours
- Betty: (after trying the complimentary appetizer) Hm. Would you say that that "ravished your inquisitive palate", or "induced an orgasmic explosion of scintillating flavours on your taste buds"?
Walter: It's like eating shaving cream.
Episode: 1.07: After Hours
- Hilda: I have a big surprise for you - guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
Justin: Martha Stewart? I won the contest?!
Episode: 1.07: After Hours
- Betty: Do you have a minute?
Marc: Not unless you have Taye Diggs covered in baby oil.
Episode: 1.06: Trust, Lust, and Must
- Betty: And get that stupid cut-out out of here!
Hilda: Oh no, you did not just insult Melodie!
Episode: 1.06: Trust, Lust, and Must
- Betty: Are you tired of sticking you finger down your throat? Now you can lose weight the easy way! Ask me how!
Episode: 1.06: Trust, Lust, and Must
- Betty: (talking about Ignacio) He could be deported?
Immigration Lawyer: Very strong possibility, yes.
Betty: But, he has a family, he pays taxes, he’s a Mets fan…
Hilda: He’s in Oprah’s book club!
Episode: 1.06: Trust, Lust, and Must
- Wilhelmina: (while on the phone) Nico, I said you can only call for emergencies. What do you want? (listening to Nico) No, you cannot submit my apartment for 'Pimp yo house'!
Episode: 1.06: Trust, Lust, and Must
- Daniel: We don't want anyone to get the wrong idea.
Amanda: Right, because my panties stuffed in your paper shredder probably didn't tip them off.
Episode: 1.06: Trust, Lust, and Must
- Marc: So your date last night went well?
Wilhelmina: Oh yes…Jason dipped his toe into Lake Wilhelmina and let’s just say the water was very warm.
Marc: I’m not really sure I want to know what that means.
Episode: 1.05: The Lyin', the Watch and the Wardrobe
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